She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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