Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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