You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's shark week go big or go home
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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