my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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