so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just found puke in my bra..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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