Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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