Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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