This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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