Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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