Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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