I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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