girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
