Porn is love you can see.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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