I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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