ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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