I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
