would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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