There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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