I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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