Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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