But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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