wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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