Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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