I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
