# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You're a disaster
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