I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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