so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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