i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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