Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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