Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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