Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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