:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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