ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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