shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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