My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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