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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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