Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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