I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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