Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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