# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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