# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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