I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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