this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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