The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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