hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We are two peas in an std pod
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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