Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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