I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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