I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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