I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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