Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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