Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Actions speak louder than pants.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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