He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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