Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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