Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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