i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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