Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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