was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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